A few one-liners from conversations I’ve had recently

“Today you look so sweet.” Mirza

“Do you like Hindi flims or Bangla flims?” Alam

“Bah! You are a very great. I like you.” Shahin

“My mind is very fresh.” Mirza

“Before, you were all over too much fatty. Now you maintain your figure.” Dolly

“Your mind is incompressible.” Shahjahan.

“I will try, heart and soul, to help you always.” Raju

Sohel: What is “blonde”?
Me: It means light-coloured hair.
Sohel, pointing to my head: This is grey.