Ploffy Dicks

Oh, Raju, you’ve done it again!

Raju: Gilliand, do you have a USV port for your computer?
Me: A USB port? Yes I do.
Raju: I need to take a USV port to Hajigonj to get a document from a man’s computer.
Me: You mean a memory stick? Can’t you just use a floppy disk?
Raju: I don’t know. Maybe he will use ploffy dicks, but if he can’t manage the dicks, then we will use the USV port.
Me (covering the smile with my hands): Yes, that’s a good idea.